Queen tells Trump to "sod orf"

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Friday, 13 July 2018

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The Queen is so rich, she is the money

Today, the US president and first lady met with the Queen at Windsor Castle, where they had tea and crumpet.

Having spent all week insulting and misunderstanding allies during his European visit to NATO and the UK, it was expected that Trump might make a massive gaffe in front of the elderly monarch. However, it was the Queen who lost patience with the orange-skinned egomaniac first.

Trump was describing to Elizabeth II for the second time how he won the electoral college by a record amount, when she turned on him shrieking "Soood ooorff!". She then upended the table they sat around, spilling tea all over the floor, and stormed out of the room.

The President appeared not to understand what had been said, until a butler kindly threatened him that he would be forced to spend a day in the cellars with Prince Philip if he did not leave the premises immediately.

The incident has had little effect on international relations, but Trump is disappointed that he didn't get a chance to offer to buy Buckingham Palace and convert it into a Trump hotel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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