UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

Funny story written by carina-eta

Friday, 10 August 2018

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Parents waiting to collect kids from school earlier today

The UK was today left reeling after a brief spell of cooler weather. Children were seen staring at the skies in wonder as spots of warm rain fell for the first time in months.

One school has planned a weeks' lessons round "warm clothing". Teacher, Mrs Eugenie Faircraft, said, "some of our pre-schoolers have never even seen a cardigan. They think Peppa the Pig, a bright pink pig, is how everyone looks, as their parents are mostly half-naked and sun burned."

A man today found wandering, wearing loose shorts, a string vest and sandals with socks, said, "I'm a bit chilly, I'm not sure what to do, I've been wearing these clothes for months now, I can't remember how to get them off."

Mrs Ursula Brightshaw, from Hove, said she was surprised when she opened her wardrobe, commenting, "It was full of stuff! I've been wearing the same two sundresses for ages now, just washing them and putting them on the line every night. I couldnt believe how many clothes I had forgotten I had."

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