It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO!
Gays in Amsterdam are boiling over, too!
The annual 'over the top' show of gays and lesbians parading their rear ends in tight thongs, women dressed as men, and homos/transsexuals dressed as women, has been hit by the heatwave with impunity!
In fact, sweaty bums and millions of heteros enjoying the parade are in meltdown! The Amsterdam authorities have warned gays shaking their booty with their boiling, over-heating partners on passing barges, could lead to heart attacks, sunstroke, and a quick dive in the filthy canals for a cooling down, could lead to an outbreak of bacterial infections in very sensitive places!
The mayor of Amsterdam was considering banning the parade, but because he will be performing on a barge himself, dressed in a tight pink thong and nothing else, he decided to let the extravaganza go ahead!
Millions of gays and lesbians gathering for the 'Sodom and Gomorrah' festival to end all festivals, were over the moon and happy to be able to show the world how weird and wonderful they are, and how 'normal' heteros are just a bunch of boring old farts, until Carnaval in Rio commences. (Or is that becoming gay too?)