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Funny story: Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…

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Funny story: Man Farts In Bath

Man Farts In Bath

There was a minor nautical disturbance in a relatively serene part of the country on Friday night, when a man having a bath broke wind, shattering the silence for others in the vicinity. The scene of the incident was the East Yorkshire resort of O…

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Funny story: Farting cat farts in owner's face!

Farting cat farts in owner's face!

(NOT EDITED) As most cat owners know, cats can be quite obstinate, naughty, ignore their owners orders, go their own way, and do their own thing. In other words, cats are completely opposite to their canine competitors. However, one cat, a huge Pe…

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Funny story: Man Delivered Series Of Huge Farts As He Walked Down Stairs

Man Delivered Series Of Huge Farts As He Walked Down Stairs

A man who knew they were coming, but who was in no position to stop them, has told of how he released a series of enormous farts as he walked down the stairs at his school on Friday morning, followed by a large group of his students. Moys Kenwood,…

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Funny story: Germany passes legislation making farting in public legal!

Germany passes legislation making farting in public legal!

(NOT EDITED) Amid protests from conspiracy theorists, 'Querdenkers' (not Queer), lockdown opponents, and other mad-hatters in German society, Angie Merkel's government have decided to offer an olive-branch to such radical groups. Hopefully, by mak…

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Funny story: Man Relieved Headache By Extraordinary Means

Man Relieved Headache By Extraordinary Means

A man who likes to reminisce has recounted a tale of an occasion when he was working at a global telecommunications company, when he relieved a massive headache he was experiencing in an extraordinary - and barely believable - way. Moys Kenwood, 5…

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Funny story: Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…

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Funny story: 'Sour-Krauts' demand Sauerkraut is banned from German dictionary, they feel discriminated against!

'Sour-Krauts' demand Sauerkraut is banned from German dictionary, they feel discriminated against!

(NOT EDITED) Delicious, healthy sauerkraut that rumbles up tummies, causes high-level flatulence, but has many properties which keep people healthy, has come under fire in Germany. Real 'Sour-Krauts' feel they are being discriminated against every…

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Funny story: Pint of best Bitter and a bag of Cheese & Onion crisps will stop environmental destruction!

Pint of best Bitter and a bag of Cheese & Onion crisps will stop environmental destruction!

(NOT EDITED) Cows, sheep, oxen, and other herds of animals have been blamed for farting too much! Mega-tons of methane gas are released into the atmosphere causing the planet to warm up, not polluted factories, airplanes, cars, trucks, and other huma…

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Funny story: Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face

Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face

A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…

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Funny story: Man Farted Loudly In Lift

Man Farted Loudly In Lift

In a situation very similar to ones in which many readers will, no doubt, have found themselves, a man in an elevator shattered the perfect silence being observed by its passengers by releasing an extra-loud fart. The pump was so loud, that the li…

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Funny story: Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

(UNEDITED) It matters not if 2 metres or 1.5 metres, a once socially unacceptable habit has now become acceptable in restaurants, pubs, cafes, etc; farting! Before corona, if people felt discomfort forming due to combustible build ups in the belly…

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Funny story: Yes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!

Yes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!

Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…

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Funny story: Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

A man was counting the cost of assuming that two of his workmates were more liberal than they subsequently turned out to be yesterday, after he ended a lenghty period of sitting down in a computer chair, by standing up, 'cocking' his leg, and releasi...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Secondhand gas dramatically increases the risk of acute nausea, insult to the nasal lining, asthma attacks, and even asphyxiation, this according to U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Jerome Adams. In a sobering report issued November...

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Funny story: Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...

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Funny story: Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Earlier today Sputnik International broke the news of a sensational arrest in which the culprit nearly escaped. The culprit had taken refuge behind a tree in the steep wooded terrain of an area that must remain anonymous, according to police, to a...

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