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Funny story: Whitechapel Man Leaves Bride at the Altar for Passing Wind During Vows

Whitechapel Man Leaves Bride at the Altar for Passing Wind During Vows

A 19-year-old bride was left weeping at the altar, when her 21-year-old husband-to-be stormed out of the church after the girl noisily passed wind as he placed the wedding band on her finger, during a ceremony in Whitechapel, East London last Saturda...

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Funny story: Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...

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Funny story: Vegan flatulence a serious threat to the ozone layer say scientists

Vegan flatulence a serious threat to the ozone layer say scientists

A recent study by The Royal Society has found that gaseous emissions from vegans are destroying the ozone layer faster than all the power stations on the planet. A spokesman for the society told newsmen: "At this rate, vegans will have destroyed t...

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Funny story: Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Robber foiled by high decibel flatulence (no signs of epidemic)

Earlier today Sputnik International broke the news of a sensational arrest in which the culprit nearly escaped. The culprit had taken refuge behind a tree in the steep wooded terrain of an area that must remain anonymous, according to police, to a...

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Funny story: Motorcyclist Leant Over To Release Fart

Motorcyclist Leant Over To Release Fart

There was drama 'on the road' yesterday afternoon, when a motorcyclist drew stares from other road users by making a strange maneuver whilst hurtling along at a speed approaching 50mph. The rider leant over to non-throttle side of the motorbike, a...

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Funny story: Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madr...

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Funny story: Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Australian business men and women (do they fart too?) have discovered a way of ridding their companies of useless unproductive workers, causing a humongous 'stench'. Employees on long contracts who are caught 'resting on their laurels' or, on the...

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Funny story: Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

A man in a boardroom meeting has told how he became aware of an odious smell that had nothing to do with him. Michael Brackley, 26, an executive trainee at Pratley-Whiffer Marketing Consultants explained that he was in a group policy meeting on ma...

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Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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Funny story: Darts Farts Crackdown

Darts Farts Crackdown

The air turned nasty last week when Scottish darts double world champion Gary Anderson and Dutch opponent Wesley Harms both denied responsibility for creating "rotten egg smells" on the oche. Following his defeat by Anderson 10-2 at the Grand Slam...

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Funny story: "Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO

"Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO

Investigators are still examining the strange death of a Dutch cabbage farmer, who died of 'Over-Farting'. It is believed the man had begun a health-kick diet high in anti-oxidants and sulforaphane, believed to prevent a key cause of cancer. Howev...

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Funny story: Real Women Fart

Real Women Fart

I am so sick of pretending...so get real. GAS is good. If you can't fart around the ones you love, they can't be trusted and must be killed. I am constantly being surrounded by women that would have me believe that they never blow it out. Really? Give me a god damn break...these same women let strangers wax their crotch, but would never think to let one go in say...a crowded elevator or someth...

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Funny story: Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Omaha, Nebraska - A lifelong resident here, has created a breakthrough invention for aging adults with memory troubles. Philip Myers, 63, claims The Invention will change people's lives. "It happens to all of us old folks," states Myers. "We're si...

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Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Funny story: Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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