With people around the world willingly carrying tracking devices on their persons (aka, telephones), governments and Bill Gates want to know what else people will happily carry with them wherever they go. And also: how to solve any energy crisis?…
Los Angeles _ The Grammy's announced today that it was basically forced to add a new category to its Musical Awards show this year, due to the insane amount of hits on Alexa devices when parents weren't around. The Grammy's, not wanting to appear…
Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. Under a law designed to reduce methane emissions from power plants and autos, an elderly The Spoof writer was arrested today, charged by the Environmental Protection Agency with excessive human methane emissi…
The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.
After observing a volcanic eruption on La Palma causing havoc on this wonderful island, a German housewife decided to have white cabbage for dinner, preceded by a boiling hot plate of leek soup! Her husband Fritz Schmitz, who possesses quite a vol…
Dr Anthony Fauci was back with another press conference today to issue a warning about the "many, many youngsters running around asking innocent strangers to pull their finger." "A well meaning citizen will often comply, not realizing what he or…
Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…
There was a minor nautical disturbance in a relatively serene part of the country on Friday night, when a man having a bath broke wind, shattering the silence for others in the vicinity. The scene of the incident was the East Yorkshire resort of O…
(NOT EDITED) As most cat owners know, cats can be quite obstinate, naughty, ignore their owners orders, go their own way, and do their own thing. In other words, cats are completely opposite to their canine competitors. However, one cat, a huge Pe…
A man who knew they were coming, but who was in no position to stop them, has told of how he released a series of enormous farts as he walked down the stairs at his school on Friday morning, followed by a large group of his students. Moys Kenwood,…
(NOT EDITED) Amid protests from conspiracy theorists, 'Querdenkers' (not Queer), lockdown opponents, and other mad-hatters in German society, Angie Merkel's government have decided to offer an olive-branch to such radical groups. Hopefully, by mak…
A man who likes to reminisce has recounted a tale of an occasion when he was working at a global telecommunications company, when he relieved a massive headache he was experiencing in an extraordinary - and barely believable - way. Moys Kenwood, 5…
Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…
(NOT EDITED) Delicious, healthy sauerkraut that rumbles up tummies, causes high-level flatulence, but has many properties which keep people healthy, has come under fire in Germany. Real 'Sour-Krauts' feel they are being discriminated against every…
(NOT EDITED) Cows, sheep, oxen, and other herds of animals have been blamed for farting too much! Mega-tons of methane gas are released into the atmosphere causing the planet to warm up, not polluted factories, airplanes, cars, trucks, and other huma…
A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…
In a situation very similar to ones in which many readers will, no doubt, have found themselves, a man in an elevator shattered the perfect silence being observed by its passengers by releasing an extra-loud fart. The pump was so loud, that the li…
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