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Funny story: This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Blood and Guts Smasheroo Armageddon Hurts! Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the bristling catharsis that is the town of Orangeville, Ontario, with a population of 28,900! Orange you glad you live in a bigger c...

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Funny story: Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Ultra-Mega-Doom-Colossal-Extravaganza 5 Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the thriving metropolis of Pickering, Ontario, Canada (population 91,771, most of which who would rather live in Toronto): Match 1: Ar...

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Funny story: American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...

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Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...

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Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...

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Funny story: Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...

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Funny story: The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop. He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember. Young, whose real n...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News. Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her tw...

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Funny story: Grizz "comes out"

Grizz "comes out"

"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even thoug...

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Funny story: Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

Olympic decision on wrestling linked to Mel Brooks' film

The world of sports was shocked on Tuesday when it was announced that the 2020 games will be held without the sport of wrestling, removing it as one of the 26 "core sports", even though the sport is steeped in tradition going back to the ancient game...

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Funny story: Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...

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Funny story: Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

Anti-biotics 'have little effect' on holds

The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...

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Funny story: NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...

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