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Funny story: A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - World Wrestling Federation wrestler Mona Nectarview, who wrestles under the name "The Krazy Krusher," has just made an offer to the Trumptard. Mona, who has been wrestling professionally ever since she was 14-year…

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Funny story: Mohican Chief Buffalo Belly, Who Wrestles Under The Name “The Last of The Mohican’s," Is The New Wrestling Champion

Mohican Chief Buffalo Belly, Who Wrestles Under The Name “The Last of The Mohican’s," Is The New Wrestling Champion

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Wrestling Federation has just reported that the new wrestling champ of America is 31-year-old Chief Buffalo Belly, who uses the wrestling name “The Last of The Mohicans.” The chief beat the very popluar…

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Funny story: Rep. Jim Jordan Insists That The 93 Former Ohio State Wrestlers Are All Lying

Rep. Jim Jordan Insists That The 93 Former Ohio State Wrestlers Are All Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has revealed that 93 ex-Ohio State University wrestlers are alleging that Jim “The Vibrating Tongue” Jordan secretly drew charcoal drawings of their male members (cocks).

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Funny story: A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – (Satire News) – Sportsapalooza News reports that a female wrestler from Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis wrestled and beat four male wrestlers in record time. Officials with the National Collegiate Wrestling Fede…

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Funny story: An Undefeated Wrestler on The Harvard Women’s Team Has Been Banned

An Undefeated Wrestler on The Harvard Women’s Team Has Been Banned

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of Harvard University, is that one of its star female wrestlers, Penny Saddlehorn, has just been banned. According to iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, it appears that Saddlehorn, who had a…

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan is Down To 147 Pounds

Hulk Hogan is Down To 147 Pounds

VENICE BEACH, California – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘It’s So Sad Department’, the once-great WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan is no longer a hulk. According to Hogan’s dentist, Dr. Marzo Glittyhop, the once-world-renowned wrestler, whose wrestling weight…

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Funny story: WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

LAS VEGAS – Ronda Rousey has said that there is no one on the face of the Earth that she is afraid of, not even Mike “The Ear Biter” Tyson. Rousey, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall, and weighs 121 pounds, said that she has agreed to wrestle Tyson,…

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Funny story: Former Ohio State Wrestling Coach Rep. Jim Jordan Is in a World of Deep Donkey Dung

Former Ohio State Wrestling Coach Rep. Jim Jordan Is in a World of Deep Donkey Dung

NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer has just acknowledged that GOP representative and noted Trump defender, Rep. Jim Jordan, is feeling extremely nervous these days. The former Ohio State wrestling coach told his good friend and fellow GOPer...

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Funny story: This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Blood and Guts Smasheroo Armageddon Hurts! Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the bristling catharsis that is the town of Orangeville, Ontario, with a population of 28,900! Orange you glad you live in a bigger c...

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Funny story: Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Ultra-Mega-Doom-Colossal-Extravaganza 5 Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the thriving metropolis of Pickering, Ontario, Canada (population 91,771, most of which who would rather live in Toronto): Match 1: Ar...

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Funny story: American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...

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Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...

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Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...

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Funny story: Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...

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Funny story: The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop. He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember. Young, whose real n...

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