Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...
This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...
NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...
"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...
NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop. He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember. Young, whose real n...
CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News. Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her tw...
"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even thoug...
The world of sports was shocked on Tuesday when it was announced that the 2020 games will be held without the sport of wrestling, removing it as one of the 26 "core sports", even though the sport is steeped in tradition going back to the ancient game...
LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...
The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...
CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...
LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...
The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...
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