Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 3 February 2018

image for Donald Trump’s Award for Clearest desk won by Ivan BeendoingNothing
A series of minions, arguing

A man with a comedy Russian name has won Donald Trump's latest award, Cleanest Desk.

This followed on from a picture on Twitter that showed Trump with a completely clear desk. The leader of the free world, and the champion of the under-represented has no need for paper-work, as it is done for him by minions, explained a minion.

The President doesn't believe in rules, paper-work, truth, the American way, and anything that disproves his very narrow world view, said another minion.

Mr Ivan Beendoingnothing's desk had two things on it though. An old angle-poise lamp, and a copy of Russian Wrestling by Itora Bollokov.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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