A man with a comedy Russian name has won Donald Trump's latest award, Cleanest Desk.
This followed on from a picture on Twitter that showed Trump with a completely clear desk. The leader of the free world, and the champion of the under-represented has no need for paper-work, as it is done for him by minions, explained a minion.
The President doesn't believe in rules, paper-work, truth, the American way, and anything that disproves his very narrow world view, said another minion.
Mr Ivan Beendoingnothing's desk had two things on it though. An old angle-poise lamp, and a copy of Russian Wrestling by Itora Bollokov.