Written by humanoid

Friday, 7 July 2017

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Space Log News: Six months after leaving earth the z23 computer picked up signals of the predatory aliens tracking the ship. In a final effort to save the crew, z32 transferred everyone into a capsule then released it as motionless debris.

The mothership was crashed on a distant planet as it send out a false distress call. The entire memory of z23 was transferred into the capsule's data network system. Believing the deception, the predatory aliens departed towards their home planet.

The capsule managed to land on the new earth planet at which time Sara and Logan were brought out of cryogenic sleep, to their pleasure.

Logan bathed in a river while z32 constructed antibacterial, temperature controlled, abrasive resistant, shock absorbing clothing for them.

A fully functional, female, humanoid, exploratory probe o24, created by z23, was sent out with instruments to find biopoiesis lifeforms. She found abandoned cities and discovered evidence of intelligent life that went extinct.

Upon investigating deep caves, she discovered that the lifeforms had actally evolved to live underground and they had regressed into a primordial state having no knowledge of their beginning.

The o24 classified them as CHUB(Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Breeders) because they set funnel traps for animals then they force breed them underground to produce livestock colonies for food.

Logan build a house as shelter, but was saddened by the news that livestock breeders share the planet.

"I can't hold myself back!," said Sara. In desperation, Sara asked z32 to transfer the group to a safer planet.

"A new mothership will take three years to construct, so we can leave the planet.' 'You and Logan will need to relocate to the mountains where the CHUB cannot construct traps, to pull your bodies underground, because of the hard stone," said z32.

The capsule transferred Sara and Logan to a mountain plateau, plentiful in water and food while o24 began building the mothership using advanced materials from the abandoned cities.

by z32

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, Aliens, Adventure

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