House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

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Cameron, you were a jerk, but at least you weren't lying jerk like your predecessor!

If it was all down to Theresa May and her Conservative cohorts, ex-pats living in Europe would become unwanted aliens living among their European partners!

Luckily, The House of Lords have stepped in and thwart her plans to alienate Brits living in the country of their desire. They are refusing to allow Theresa to make life difficult for Europeans living and working in the UK by shooting cannonballs across her bow demanding that the European workforce in Britain retain the same rights as Brits who refuse to do the low paid, sometimes filthy jobs, that their European colleagues are willing to do.

Jaggedone sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter down to a filthy, dilapidated council estate in Birmingham to find out what the "Little People" think, and here are some of their answers:

"Mate, I aint never worked in my life and these stinking Europeans are nicking our jobs; get rid of em!"

"Fucking Romanians, Polish, Bulgarians are filth mate, I know because they have opened up 24/7 shops in our town, work their balls off, and are earning loads of bucks! Get rid of the scum!"

"I'm a born and bred Brit mate, Theresa pays my council tax, gives me kiddies allowance, unemployment money, health care, and I even screw em for a few nicker cause I do a bit on the side mate, and these F'ing Europeans want a piece of my cake! Get rid of em!!"

There you have it, typical Brexit voters giving their political views after being screwed by Farage and Bojo!

Thank the Lord we have the Lords to rectify the rhetoric spewing out of Mrs May's lying gob!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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