In the absurd, topsy turvy world of inequality called the UK, the Queen has shown some heart for her people by refusing a 6 million pay rise and has donated it to those poor buggars who are licking May's rear end (or vice versa) called the DUP!
Queen Elizabeth feels it is much better giving it to them because she has enough, and without the DUP's, the UK would sink into an even darker abyss! Obviously, she was being advised by the greatest fairy-godmother on the planet, Theresa, who would fly into bed with anybody to save her own bed at Nr 10.
Jaggedone's CIA political analyst (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Cocky Corrupt-Crackhead, had a special interview with the Queen and she told him the following:
"Oh yes we support her; what's her name again? Because we are very ancient OAP's and do as we are told, and Philip is half-German too! Now what is it the UK are doing in Europe because I don't want to have to send him back home or to Auschwitz? Anyway, that 6 million we really don't need so, what's her name?"
"Thank you, what's your name? Said, put it in a tax-exiled bank account for the DUP's somewhere in Liechtenstein, is that in Europe? But don't tell Sinn Fein because they could tell the IRA and we don't want any more bombs, we've got enough of them already!"
CIA star political reporter, Cocky Corrupt-Crackhead, slipped out of the Queen's chamber without being noticed as Philip was snoozing in the corner. Jaggedone, has decided to go public with this sensational statement from our beloved Queen, what's her name? And now you all know the truth behind the duped DUP deal with May proving the British public has once again been treated like a bunch of ignorant morons; God Shave our glorious Queen, at least she has no corrupt crap on her ageing conscience!