Gideon Strikes Back!

Written by Backandtotheleft

Sunday, 11 June 2017

George Osborne has called Teresa may "a dead woman walking" after her election cock up. Unsurprisingly coming from the mouth of a man who we believe has been dead for some time and merely jumps his consciousness into recently deceased bodies. Look into his eyes and tell us we're wrong.

George was found telling anyone who'd listen that because of the Conservative losses in the election she would most definitely face a leadership challenge. It was unknown at this time if that would come in the shape of a fight to the death. We can only hope.

George of course was thrown out of the Tory party (or the party of evil laughing disabled people killers if you want their proper name from those in the North of England) by May because he was so close to the previous regime. So of course anything George say's could be misconstrued as just him being a bitter bastard no longer on the political gravy train.

But he's probably got a point.

May looks weaker than non-alcoholic lager and probably tastes just as nice and the nest of vipers she calls her party will be sensing it. The knives will be out for her but luckily only metaphorical ones. Of course with all the police cuts she's made if any real ones get drawn she'll probably get properly stabbed in the back.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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