Theresa May discovers she's an identical triplet and has two famous film star Brothers!

Written by Dee Batable

Thursday, 22 June 2017

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Theresa May the BBC unearth jaw dropping news

Producers of the popular BBC ancestry series, who do you think you are, have revealed that during research for a forthcoming episode featuring Prime Minister Theresa May they made a jaw dropping discovery.

After delving into her background, they discovered that she is one of a set of identical triplets who were parted at an early age.

Her two siblings, both boys, ended up in Eastern Europe and both grew up to forge successful careers in the film industry.

The episode shows the moving moment that Mrs May sees her two lost brothers on screen for the very first time.

"It was emotional" she said, "I had no idea that Gru or Dru even existed but looking at them I can clearly see the family likeness".

Speaking from the Despicable me film set, Gru said my first thought was "You got to be pulling on my leg."
But, after being shown a clip of his long-lost sister in her role as the UK PM, he said "she has the sameness look as me and Dru, and she is in the evil business, I'm guessing she really is our sister"

When told of the news, Dave the Minion commented Ngaaahaaa! Patalaki patalaku then stuck out his tongue and blew a raspberry!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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