Tresemme to sue Teresa May

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 June 2017

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My Teresa, don't you have lovely hair.....

Following her trouncing at the election, Shampoo and hair conditioner manufacturer Tresemme is to sue the never popular, well liked, wheat field runner Teresa May for defamation.

'Our product has always been strong and stable' said a spokesman for Tresemme 'but because our name and that of the present (at time of going to press) Prime Minister is so similar, we have to sue her for defamation of character, and loss of earning.

Jeremy Corbyn is now being sponsered by Corby Trouser Presses, whilst Boris Johnson is now where to be seen, and Michael Gove is currently trying to resurrect his career as cheerful children's entertainer Pob.

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