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May V Osborne

Funny story: May V Osborne

Normally we at Back and to the Left news don't see eye to lizard peering soulless eye with George Osborne. Probably because we are fairly decent, if not a little drunk, people. And he is a weird creature wearing a suit of human skin that's been pulle...

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George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

Funny story: George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

Former Tory Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne insisted that his recent series of Evening Standard editorial attacks on PM Theresa May, have absolutely nothing to do with him being sacked by her. "I am just telling it as it is, he said, j...

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Gideon Strikes Back!

George Osborne has called Teresa may "a dead woman walking" after her election cock up. Unsurprisingly coming from the mouth of a man who we believe has been dead for some time and merely jumps his consciousness into recently deceased bodies. Look in...

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George Osborne is a hard worker!

Funny story: George Osborne is a hard worker!

May we join the overwhelming response from Tatton's constituents to congratulate George Osborne on the announcement of his new job as editor of the London Evening Standard newspaper. He's had a passion for journalism for a long time and who wants to...

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George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

Funny story: George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne, ex-chancellor, and David Cameron, ex-prime minister, were on their way to give speeches at Switzerland's annual World Economic Forum when a mysterious mix-up meant their plane ended up landing in Greece with a chauffeur driven ride es...

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Osborne v. the OBE

So George Osborne is to receive a honour in Cameron's resignation honours list. Why anybody would want to receive a commendation from the Prime Minister who took us out of the European Union is beyond us but then again were not that educated. George,...

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Government to introduce 'flab' tax

Slim as a bin-liner Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is targeting people's appearance as a major parameter for budget strategy. The increase in tax on sugary soft drinks is merely the tip of the iceberg for Cameron's financial darling.

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Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

As stock markets become more volatile and interest rates remain pitifully low, George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is looking for lucrative alternatives to invest the nation's surplus income, and has discovered a genuine money-spinner. Osbor...

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"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...

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Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

Funny story: Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

David Cameron and a wooden effigy of Chancellor George Osborne have denied they are class bigots who plan to reintroduce medieval feudalism if re elected. Perched on horses and speaking at a torchlit pre-election press conference in a Norman castle,...

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Celebrity Countdown ends in Meltdown for George Osborne

Funny story: Celebrity Countdown ends in Meltdown for George Osborne

The pilot TV show, Celebrity Countdown and hosted by Jeremy Clarkson , has been shelved after an embarrassing episode involving chancellor of the exchequer, George Osborne MP. It all began swimmingly well until contestant Mr Osborne failed to ach...

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Osborne Resigns : 'I've Had Enough!'

Funny story: Osborne Resigns : 'I've Had Enough!'

Chancellor George Osborne has shaken David Cameroon by resigning over the input of tax evaders being siphoned to The Tory Party. 'I've had enough' he declared from the steps of 11 Downing Street, 'When a political party is financed by the proceeds...

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Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital

Funny story: Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital

To plunder even more of the country's assets to try to reach Thatcher scale carnage, George Osborne is to sell off all hospitals but one and issue rail discounts to sick people. The "savings" will enable stockbroker belt voters to pay less tax an...

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NHS to be funded by car-parking fees

Funny story: NHS to be funded by car-parking fees

In a bid to reduce the overhead on the budget that is the NHS, the Conservatives have outlined a plan to decrease their spending on this national institution. "Basically," said George Osborne, "we're going to raise the money by increasing parking...

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George Osborne Diagnosed With Night of the Living Dead Syndrome

Stunned PM David Cameron has denied prior knowledge that side kick George Osborne is a long term victim of Night of the Living Dead Syndrome In an emotional press conference held this afternoon, the PM rushed to calm fears that the zombie Chancellor...

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George Osborne begs for a mini-skirt

Funny story: George Osborne begs for a mini-skirt

Chancellor of the Exchequer, George 'No Clue' Osborne has begged the fashion industry to bring back the mini-skirt. "When I was studying economics," said Osborne, "on a night course in Northwich three weeks ago, I discovered this theory that the l...

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Osborne - I Have Created "Ministry of Ticket Touting" to Cash in on F.A. Cup Ticket Fiasco

Funny story: Osborne - I Have Created "Ministry of Ticket Touting" to Cash in on F.A. Cup Ticket Fiasco

The newly created Ministry of Ticket Touting is to make £50 million for the treasury by posting Civil Servant touts around Wembley on Cup Final days. The surprise lack of sufficient tickets for either side in the match has resulted in a frenzy of...

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Britain not in recession, and never has been

Funny story: Britain not in recession, and never has been

George Osborne, the Human Resources manager put in charge of the economy of the UK, has admitted that due to a slight technical error (Osborne: "In the previous administration, mention that!") made by the previous administration, austerity measures w...

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