Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

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A Dumb Kraut?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three:

From Merkel to Macron to May,
Three leaders with feet made of clay.
While Merkel is a dumb kraut,
And Macron looks like a bean sprout.
Only May knows how to sashay.

In the first of a series of experimental limerick tweets, President Trump addresses his European counterparts after meeting with them at the G7 Summit in Taormina, Italy last week. While British Prime Minister Theresa May threatened to cut off intelligence cooperation between the two countries and Emmanuel Macron wouldn't let go of his handshake, Angela Merkel warned that Europe can no longer rely on his America.

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