Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Funny story written by Dee Batable

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

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New fart code introduced by Trump

Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders.

Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date.

The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from being used anywhere on capitol hill in reference, to farting.It states that the use of the word trump or trumped in context to voluntary or involuntary bowel emissives' is to be immediately outlawed.

The move introduces an edict likened to the "Flag code" which was instigated to protect the US flag from disrespect.

President Trumps new 'Fart code' is intended defend himself and shield the presidential office from being slighted by use of the derogatory comment.

A white house spokesperson justified the action by stating that being blessed with a name that is allied to derision is usually not a matter that a US president would concern themselves with, but in this current climate of political and press insolence it had become necessary to pass such an act.

Suggestions for a word to replace the outlawed remark are being invited.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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