Written by Al N.

Friday, 26 May 2017

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Monaco Harbor, another stop for the Trumps.

Washington, DC Trump's Deputy's Deputy Press Secretary, the only one not traveling with him, announced today that Trump and his entourage will not be returning to the United States yet.

They have decided, since they are already in the Europe/Asia area, that they will next visit Paris and London, to be followed by Stockholm and Oslo.

Followed by Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, this leg of the tour will end in Italy, with a tour of Florence, Tuscany, and Venice where Trump says he will do a lot of business and make more jobs.

When asked if Trump was avoiding the U.S. because of all the trouble he is in at home, the Deputy-Deputy Press Secretary said, "And President Trump wants everyone at home that he misses them and hopes it won't be too long before he sees them."

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Topics: Donald Trump, Europe

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