Written by j.w.

Monday, 29 February 2016

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Singing the National Anthem

The Tories are planning ahead for the next election. They think the EU referendum could make life pretty difficult and feel sure they can beat Corbyn any day.

This slogan is a winner and has already had a trial run although it is having some problems in the higher ranks of the Conservative hierarchy.

Our political snooper Jeremy Wise has officially been leaked the slogan whilst in the Chamber of the House of Commons. It is to be:

WEAR A SUIT AND TIE
TO TELL A LIE

This slogan narrowly beat:

WEAR A TIE AND SUIT
TO STICK IN THE BOOT

Both slogans would end with the rousing cry:

BUT ALWAYS SING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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