The time has come for a confession. When I stripped outside the House of Commons before the election the reverberations led to a Toy win in the erection.
This is no cock and bull story - I have evidence to support this claim provided by no less an authority than the Queen.
When she opened Parliament and announced the government's programme she included the statement that the erection by an anonymous demonstrator had so shocked London that shock waves - reaching as far as Scotland - had jogged anyone over 65 to support the Conservatives who were clearly the only Party that could put a stop to erections in the future.
A Bill now before Parliament is going to outlaw further erections and is likely to be passed with no objections from the \house of Lords.
A Government spokesperson explained that erections had upset the over 65's of Britain and the Government were determined to wipe out this stain on the history of Britain.
