Corbyn calls for Dolphin Expulsion

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Friday, 21 August 2015

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Labour leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn has called for all Dolphins in British water parks to be expelled from the country, after a Palestinian group accused Israel of using trained Dolphins to spy on them.

Mr Corbyn said in a speech to supporters "Dolphins are spying on us for the Zionist State of Israel we must get rip of them from the country."

It is one of a growing number of foreign policy moves that some have said make Mr Corbyn seem out of touch with reality. He has also said that he would campaign for Britain to leave NATO, dissolve the commonwealth and advise his supporters to vote against remaining in Europe.

Some in the party have pointed out that Mr Corbyn has merely copied the ill thought out policies of the Green party.

"I haven't copied the Greens, they said that they will get there members to vote for me if I do what they asked. I can never resist a woman with a Aussie accent." Mr Corbyn told Comedian and Green Party member Mark Steel earlier this week.

The Greens have joined in Mr Corbyn's call for Dolphins to be expelled, having long ago given up on conservation in favour of Armanism and general policies inspired by 1930s ideals.

True Labour supporters were seen shaking their heads and sighing.

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