Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

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Jreremy Corbyn

Shocking We can reveal today the shocking truth about Labour contender Jeremy Corbyn.

We can disclose the nature of those he calls his friends.

We know the sort of food he eats - this will be difficult to digest!

Corbyn once addressed a rally when he declared: 'Welcome friends..'.

Among that audience were journalists from the 'Daily Malice' and 'The Skunk'. A 'Daily Malice' reporter once described Adolf Hitler as 'a great saviour of mankind' and a 'Skunk' journalist once hacked the phone of a dead Surrey schoolgirl who dared to support Liverpool football club.

Corbyn is therefore clearly sympathetic to the Nazis and a defender of phone hacking!

His former wife has told the 'Malice' that Corbyn used to eat baked beans. It is common knowledge that baked beans causes a person to fart.

This explains all the farting nonsense Corbyn has been spewing on the world!

But worse is to follow: Jeremy Corbyn's initials are J.C. He thinks he is Jesus Christ come back to save the world!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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