Written by Clifford Rutley

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

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Hitlery Clinton is happy at the 2015 UK Election Result

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP.

With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny' while Labour will be given a green light to go ahead with its long dreamed of far left socialist agenda. Britain is soon turned into a new 'Union of Socialist Kingdoms' where both Nationalism and Socialism are pushed on the whole country at the same time and in equal measure.

Meanwhile, after my trip to 2016, I found that some 'Muslim extremists' had attacked 11 Downing Street. Ed Miliband uses this as a way of getting the whole House of Commons to push through 'Emergency Powers' for him. He then proclaims himself 'The Leader' and declares that all people must now stop saying hello and say, "Hail Miliband," instead.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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