President Obama has expressed grave concern that Cornwall has been taken over by the militant Prince Charles, member of the British Royal Family and the Prince of Wales.
Charles has been reported to the President by the C.I.A. as having undemocratically taken over Cornwall to add to his territories in Wales and Scotland, intending to rake in huge "fracking" profits and rentals and the profits of all future Cornish Pasty sales,
Allegedly, terror experts Tony Blare and ex president George Boosh have identified "doomsday pasty" launch sites in St.Ives, the rebel headquarters of Cornwall. Charles is reportedly building an arsenal of weapons of mass indigestion. Preaching dangerous nonsense to the local garden plants and MPs, Charles is the cause of Cornwall becoming the latest candidate for droning and "regime change".
"We must restore democracy to this rogue state before the situation gets out of hand" Obama told our meat and vegetable pasty team this morning.
