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Funny story: With This New Iran Schlemiel Going On, Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things.

With This New Iran Schlemiel Going On, Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things.

Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things. Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...

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Funny story: Resistance to Berneesta shrivelosis emboldens Neo-McCarthyism at Hotel Harbinger

Resistance to Berneesta shrivelosis emboldens Neo-McCarthyism at Hotel Harbinger

Spoof deep investigations have followed developments at the Democratic National Convention into what is taking place behind the current accusations against Trump and Russia. At the seen-better-days but obscure Hotel Harbinger not far from Hillary...

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Funny story: Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Republican politicians claim Hillary Clinton had a love connection with Osama Bin Laden and define her as a serial traitor. High five! They insist this information can be verified in the 31,000 emails exchanged while she was Secretary of State and why she is holding fast to that server. Reliable sources revealed Hillary was in the process of divorcing Bill to marry Osama Bin Laden, (or...

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Funny story: Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...

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Funny story: Cornwall Is "Axis Of Evil" State - Regime Change On Cards - Obama

Cornwall Is "Axis Of Evil" State - Regime Change On Cards - Obama

President Obama has expressed grave concern that Cornwall has been taken over by the militant Prince Charles, member of the British Royal Family and the Prince of Wales. Charles has been reported to the President by the C.I.A. as having undemocra...

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Funny story: Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has just stated that highly reliable sources have made it known that the rogue sea bandits known as The Somalian Pirates now possess a nuclear weapon. The source stated that the weapon of mass destructio...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...

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Funny story: Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...

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Funny story: NRA To Regroup as a Political Party

NRA To Regroup as a Political Party

In response to the latest in a series of growing public backlash to the NRA's public relations gaffs (most recently due to its lobbying efforts and reaction to its website's published enemy hit-list of celebrities, religious organizations, and handic...

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Funny story: Mexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Mexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...

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Funny story: US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was visiting The Mount Rushmore National Memorial where he was accompanied by his long time gardener Chang Fu Bang. Chang Fu has been employed by Cheney for 40 years. In fact, Mr. Bang nam...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...

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Funny story: China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defens...

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Funny story: Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...

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Funny story: Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Former Vice President Dick Cheney outlined a new strategy to find former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's WMD programs, which Cheney says "will justify the ten-year war." Ernest Quilby, a farmer from Gnosall Heath (UK), and a world-renown dowser, will...

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