Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Funny story written by E. Williams

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

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Check out his groove while the DJ revolves it.

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's.

Ice-cream, who seems to be a very nice guy, has put out a disclaimer with the song in which he denies any involvement with, or endorsement of, Islam or its practices. "Yo, this was just a one-time project that's all about the art, man. AND they also promised that if I rewrote the song for them they wouldn't ever kill me."

Below are just a few excerpts of lyrics from the song, set to the same music as the original:

Yo, Mohammed, Let's kick it!

All right stop, Caliphate and listen
ISIS is back with a brand new religion
Someone grabs a hold of me tightly
Slash like a machete daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Obama pays no attention and we'll grow
To the extreme we rock a knife like a vandal
Fire up the video and wax an infidel like a candle

The first verse points out the dangerous nature of the group and calls out President Obama personally, though it does have a nice groove and is easy to dance to.

Later in the song, the terrorists seem to really be proud of their new fame:

Cut like a razor blade so fast, other victims say "damn"
If our religion was a drug, we'd sell it by the gram
Keep our composure when it's time to cut loose
Magnetized by the bullet while I get out my noose
If there was a problem, Yo - I'll shoot it
Check out my goat while Ahmad abuses it
Yo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your Messiah!

The song is currently #1 on the charts in Syria and Iraq in areas where ISIS controls the radio stations and the DJ's have guns pointed at their heads if they don't play the song twice every hour.

The song is also climbing the charts in England and France where there are large Muslim populations. The song is all the rage among the ISIS militants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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