Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 27 October 2014

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One last blast before the Feds get him

Bogota - Prince Charles has begun a weed-long visit to the global epicenter of cocaine dealing following an official invitation from Colombia.

Accompanied by crystal meth-peddling bigamist accomplice Camilla the royal Pretender arrived in Bogota in his role as head of the World Rought Trade Organization, a toxic body that sets international dope tariffs.

The freebie is being sponsored by the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association of South America, an offshoot of PutinGaz Industries of Bloodyvostock, Russian Empire, which has a stranglehold on cocaine pipelines all over the world.

Colombia is on the first leg of the royal ego trip with subsequent forays taking in Mexico and Ecuador where the royal couple has a stake in national crude oil corruption peddler PetroEcuador.

Aides anticipate Charles will finalise a free trade agreement to supply cheap crack cocaine to the British Xmas market following supply lone disruptions caused by the Ebola pandemic.f

A kilo of best Ecuadorian Correa-coke retails at around ten thousand squid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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