President Obama declined to cut his holiday in Jamaica short today due to the controversy surrounding Taylor Swifts new music video. Her video for the pop single "Shake it off" has caused controversy throughout the vlogosphere (real word) due to the fact that the video has Swift shockingly point fun at herself for her awkward dancing to popular dances and parodying recent dance trends which has set pulses racing amongst teenagers with nothing to better to do than obsess over pop music.
Effeminate vloggers and commentators around the world have been outraged by the President for not cutting short his holiday to address this serious issue. "He cut short his holiday to address the mounting issues in Iraq but not Taylor's ironic dancing in her videos - what's the world coming to?" Said angry teenager vlogger Cher Ibanu. "Doesn't he realise that this is perhaps the most important thing to happen in pop culture since the moon landings?"