Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Written by Catchthisdrift

Friday, 15 August 2014

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The cover of Buster Himen and the Penetrators new album, "It's Time"

Bangor - The new Cherry Blossom Arena is hosting its first event this evening when the Indie rock band Buster Himen and the Penetrators blow into town for the first concert of their 69-show tour.

The band was formed two years ago and is highly regarded among fans for its polished performances. The band usually performs not only its well known hits, but also their lesser known "B-side" songs that usually appeal to only the most ardent fans.

Buster Himen and the Penetraters hail from Bald Knob, Arkansas.

People who are attending the concert are reminded that they will need to use the main entrance at the front of the arena. Cherry Blossom administrators expect the rear entrance to be open later this year and should be available by the third or perhaps fourth event hosted by the venue.

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