This Week's Top 20 Chart of Best Selling Records

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Saturday, 23 August 2014


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Top 20
1. Now I Must Die. Help me... Please! Please! Please!
2. Tomorrow I Must die. Or... the day after.
3 Stop Hurting me. Please... Please... before I kill you.
4. Without You, what is the use of Living?
5. If You Go Away I will die from dope or alcohol, just to Please you.
6. I Can't Live with or Without you. I am a Freemason.
7. If you go Away, so must I.
8. Life is Not Worth Shit Without You.
9. I Would Rather Blow up The Whole World than go on Living Without You.
10. My Life is Nothing without You, but I don't Believe it.
11. I will Dream About you even after I am Dead.
12. I Tried, I Tried , I Tried... but What is the use of Trying?
13. I Can't Live Without the Thought of You.
14. I Can't be Happy, Knowing that you are Alive and Having fun.
14. Only Love can Make a Mammary.
15. Are you Real. Am I? What is Real?
16. Why must you go on Hurting me... yet Again?
17. I am going to Leave you all alone and who will love you then?
18. I left you before, but will I leave you again? Just wait.
19. After I leave you, you will know what Love is.
20. You will know what love truly is when I Screw our best Friend.

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