Google has launched a new satellite into space last week. The Satellite's purpose is to improve the aerial photographs on their Google Maps app.
"The detail on the pictures will be incredible" said head of Google Pierre Bustock. "You can see everything, including any buried bodies that you might have poorly buried in your back yard".
Mr Bustock's mood becomes more serious "That's right...you thought you could hide your secret but you have just three days until the new Google Maps is launched - everyone will find out your secret! If I was you I'd move them somewhere more shaded, like under some trees"
