Bored man reveals fear of running out of things to read on the internet by early 2015

Funny story written by Patrick Parkinson

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

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Internet-obsessive Steven Diceham revealed his fears today that he might run out of things to read on the internet by as early as January 2015. "with the recent purchase of my new internet phone and unlimited wireless at home - I have been reading a lot more on my favourite websites such as Zergnet, Den of the Geek and The Daily Mail throughout the day".

"Because of this I find that by about 6pm in the afternoon I go on the internet only to draw a blank and realise there is nothing left for me to read. I have to wait a few hours before someone has posted something else I'm interested in" However with this shortage approaching close Mr Diceham revealed it was still too early to say whether he will take up "actual hobbies that don't involve a computer screen".

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