Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Written by Patrick Parkinson

Monday, 21 July 2014

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Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay.

Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing a self-penned anthem called "Definitely not gay".

Marcelo sang whilst accompanied by backing singers and dressed in a lady Gaga style outfit.

However family member Gary Menzies said the song might have had the opposite affect of what was intended.

"It was so flamboyant and camp that even though he sang passionately that he was not gay, it was obvious that he is. We're all happy for him".

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