Spoof Writer Missing After Internet Trolling

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Friday, 11 July 2014


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Online nobody Jack Allen has gone AWOL after receiving a substantial amount of threatening and abusive comments regarding his news articles published on The Spoof.

Articles uploaded by Jack since 15th April 2014 onto the aforementioned website have led to him receiving a substantial amount of online abuse. Internet trolling has been well documented across worldwide media, with many of today's top celebrities facing online abuse on a daily basis. However, what makes this case intriguing is the colossal number of online trolls targeting someone with no influence, star power or ability to seamlessly utilise the rule of three into his work.

The comments have been unrelenting from most, with a select few listed below.

"Why can't this guy just fuck off and leave us all to be mildly amused, at best, by the Daily Mash? More like Jack All-talent! LMFAO! BOOM!" - JSA1824

"What a talentless twat. Jason Manford makes me laugh more. JASON MANFORD!" -PanelShowsTilDeath69

"He gives his fucking opinion through some of his articles! What a smug cunt ... I'll give him 5 thumbs up! He'll just hate how he receives them!" - NoResearch280

The British-born 'writer' has not been seen since last Tuesday but his family and friends are happy that he is currently safe and well as Jack's profile picture on The Spoof website changed last night to that of Kill Bill's David Carradine.

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