Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

Written by Patrick Parkinson

Friday, 25 July 2014

image for Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

London - Personal Trainer Randy Offington demanded his girlfriend Suzanna Mills agree to marry with him with "more enthusiasm" this morning. Mr Offington had gone to great lengths to make the proposal special by taking her to a park where the two had originally met, however was disappointed when he proposed to her only to find Miss Mills shrug and say "yes" to his proposal.

"she didn't cry or jump for joy like they do in the movies, she just greeted the ring as if I offered her a slice of pizza" said Mr Offington. "I told her to do it again but accept my proposal with more excitement - we're spending our lives together for God's sake!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more