Real Madrid, Spanish football legends, have changed their name to Ronaldo Madrid. It is believed to be the ultimate example in marketing taking over top flight football.
Madrid great Alfredo Di stefano said "we have truly sold our soul. Nothing remains of the club that one was." There is expected to be a formal funeral for the great football club shortly. Following this sevaral rival clubs are expected to be buried at the Bernabau.
Ronaldo Madrid are expected to adopt a garish bright pink outfit as their home strip. Players are to be issued with knee pads to protect them when diving. Manchester United are expected to adopt a sick as a parrot colour away from home.
Ronaldo Madrid are currently favourites for the Champions League.
