UK, serious (what!) Spoof writers are threatening strike action if any new Whacko, Jacko stories are published. Led by their spokesman Skoob99, the union better known as "ABUNCHOFWANKERS AND EX COALMINERS" will start strike action immediately.
Many serious (ha fucking ha!) UK satirical spoofers are sick to death of Whacko related stories, they feel that other important news sensations are being either ignored or put on the back-burner for the sake of that suspected VIP paedophile and the scandals surrounding him and his death!
"Enough is enough" screamed Skoob and his union members through a louder than loud megaphone acrossnd the forum.
"Lets have stories about Sir Alex, Man U, ex-cop paedophiles, sex, lust, porno and deep throat hard core! Enough of this crap about Whacko and his chimps!" Pleaded Skoob and his members to the Spoof management team.
The "ABUNCHOFWANKERS AND EXCOALMINERS" Union is meeting this evening on the forum to discuss a laying down of keyboards, brains and commencing satirical warfare, including silence if Whacko Jacko appears once more.
Second in line to Skoob, Victor Nicholas better known as the one-liner Emperor will finish the expected, rather bad- tempered meeting with a perfect one-liner:
"Brother UK Spoofers, fuck Whacko, scupper Jacko, and shoot fucking Bubbles!!!"
We'll report (or maybe not!) how the meeting pans out, all US Spoofers have been banned from the meeting due to racist implications about the colour of Jaggedones skin, a skin disorder caught whilst "giving Whacko five!"