At Auburn H-U-G-H Got to Go!

Funny story written by MauryLevine

Monday, 2 December 2024

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Auburn Fans Are Unhappy

Five, six
Five, six, seven, eight

Auburn cannot win with much conviction
Coach Freeze's winning ways look like they are fiction
I don't want the world, but we must beat Bama
Can't do that, we'll never make it to Atlanta

Auburn, do you want to win?
Should we hire Malzahn again?
Hugh's got a hundred ninety nine excuses
Cause it looks like a loosing season's a shoo-in

H-U-G-H got to go
Pay his buyout here we go
Auburn fans with big cash flow
Say that loser got to go
H-U-G-H got to go
Pay his buyout here we go
Even Aubie says that he blows
H-U-G-H got to go

H-U-G-H got to go
He cannot coach football no mo'
H-U-G-H got to go
How many picks will Peyton throw?

What's it take to get Prime's number?
Do you think he'll take our call?
Should we have him down for supper
At Jimmy Rane's big dining hall?
What's it take to freeze old Hugh out?
Can't work here another day
Hear all the Auburn fans shout
War Eagle your ass away

H-U-G-H got to go
He cannot coach football no mo'
H-U-G-H got to go
How many picks will Peyton throw?
H-U-G-H got to go
He cannot coach football no mo'
H-U-G-H got to go
How many picks will Peyton throw?

War Eagle anyway
Don't matter who the coach is
Aubie, you coming with me?
Let's get some Toomer's lemonade
And roll those oaks

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