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Funny story: The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…

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Funny story: The NCAA Announces Last Minute Changes To Improve The Women’s Basketball Championship

The NCAA Announces Last Minute Changes To Improve The Women’s Basketball Championship

Indianapolis, IN – Two years later, the NCAA still has yet to escape that moment when the world became aware of a major disparity between the men’s and women’s sides of the vaunted March Madness tournament. While the men’s teams had access to full g…

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Funny story: The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team Has Been Suspended And Put On Probation

The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team Has Been Suspended And Put On Probation

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA Governing Committee has just announced that after repeated warnings that went unheeded, the Ohio State football program has been suspended and placed on probation. Governing Committee spokeswoman, Melvina…

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Funny story: Ohio State Players Warned By The NCAA And The NFL About Excessive Bragging During Player Announcements

Ohio State Players Warned By The NCAA And The NFL About Excessive Bragging During Player Announcements

COLUMBUS Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Mirror has said that the NCAA and the NFL have both once again warned the Ohio State football team to stop with it's arrogant, better-than-thou BS. SM writer Tortilla Torres says that for years, Buckeye…

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Funny story: The NCAA Tell The University of Miami Hurricanes That They Have To Change Their Team Name

The NCAA Tell The University of Miami Hurricanes That They Have To Change Their Team Name

MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…

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Funny story: The GOP Is Demanding That The Cereal Company That Manufactures Fruit Loops Remove The Pink Loops

The GOP Is Demanding That The Cereal Company That Manufactures Fruit Loops Remove The Pink Loops

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Republican National Party is demanding that the company that manufactures the Fruit Loops Dry Breakfast Cereal immediately stop producing the pink loops. When asked by Paloma Sonoma with The American Foodi…

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Funny story: Octagoons Win Lawsuit: NCAA To Allow Them To Compete With Men And Women

Octagoons Win Lawsuit: NCAA To Allow Them To Compete With Men And Women

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Beginning, there were but two widgets: A(Adam) and E(Eve). With their standardized plumbing functioning smoothly, this configuration was passed down through the evolutionary process for millenniums. Possibly too effective,…

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Funny story: NCAA's Sacajawea State University Is Disqualified After a Cheerleader Runs Onto the Field and Tackles An Opposing Running Back

NCAA's Sacajawea State University Is Disqualified After a Cheerleader Runs Onto the Field and Tackles An Opposing Running Back

DURANGO, Colorado – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza reports that a very unfortunate incident during the NCAA's Sacajawea State – Rhode Island A&M game resulted in the game ending abruptly. Reporter Pia Confetti commented that at the start of…

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Funny story: Slippery Rock University Kicker Kicks an NCAA Record-Setting 91-Yard Field Goal To Win The Game

Slippery Rock University Kicker Kicks an NCAA Record-Setting 91-Yard Field Goal To Win The Game

CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Slippery Rock defeated Southern North Dakota in their neutral rivalry game, which is played every year in Cleveland’s Grover Cleveland Coliseum. Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba stated that the Pennsyl…

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Funny story: After Losing To #13 Ranked Oregon, “THE” Ohio State Is Now Simply Being Called Ohio State

After Losing To #13 Ranked Oregon, “THE” Ohio State Is Now Simply Being Called Ohio State

COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Football pundits are saying that the once mighty Ohio State Buckeyes, who refer to themselves as “THE” Ohio State are now just being referred to as simply Ohio State. The Buckeyes got beaten by the Oregon Ducks 3…

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Funny story: A Women’s College Softball Coach is Accused of Getting to Third Base With Her Second Baseman

A Women’s College Softball Coach is Accused of Getting to Third Base With Her Second Baseman

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Sports Satire) – The NCAA is investigating a softball coach who is alleged to have carried on an affair with the team’s star player. Coach Nancy Frillmeister, 37, who has been the girl’s softball coach at Paul Revere Uni…

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Funny story: An NCAA Football Mascot is Arrested For Being a Pervert

An NCAA Football Mascot is Arrested For Being a Pervert

BURNT CORN, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just confirmed that the sports mascot for Johnny Reb College has been arrested. SBIM's Dottie Bazooka, stated that Clydell Bruce “Bubba” Fipp, 25, was arrested at his Pr…

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Funny story: The Ohio State Football Team Could Be Banned From Playing For 3 Years

The Ohio State Football Team Could Be Banned From Playing For 3 Years

COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Reports emanating out of Columbus, state that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team may be banned for 3 years from competing in the NCAA football program. A team insider, who did not want her name revealed, told…

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Funny story: NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…

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Funny story: Five University of Texas Players Test Positive For COVID

Five University of Texas Players Test Positive For COVID

AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…

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Funny story: #1 Ranked Alabama Could Be Facing NCAA Sanctions

#1 Ranked Alabama Could Be Facing NCAA Sanctions

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Fans of number one-ranked University of Alabama (8-0) are holding their collective breaths, as the Crimson Tide is being investigated for possible collegiate violations. Johnny Mariachi, director of the NCAA’s Rul…

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Funny story: The NCAA Has Instructed Ohio State Football Players To Stop Referring to Their School as “THE” Ohio State University

The NCAA Has Instructed Ohio State Football Players To Stop Referring to Their School as “THE” Ohio State University

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that many non-Ohio State fans have been waiting for, for a long, long time, the NCAA powers-that-be have instructed all Ohio State players to stop referring to their college as “THE” Ohio State University.

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