Indianapolis, IN – Two years later, the NCAA still has yet to escape that moment when the world became aware of a major disparity between the men’s and women’s sides of the vaunted March Madness tournament. While the men’s teams had access to full g…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA Governing Committee has just announced that after repeated warnings that went unheeded, the Ohio State football program has been suspended and placed on probation. Governing Committee spokeswoman, Melvina…
COLUMBUS Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Mirror has said that the NCAA and the NFL have both once again warned the Ohio State football team to stop with it's arrogant, better-than-thou BS. SM writer Tortilla Torres says that for years, Buckeye…
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Republican National Party is demanding that the company that manufactures the Fruit Loops Dry Breakfast Cereal immediately stop producing the pink loops. When asked by Paloma Sonoma with The American Foodi…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Beginning, there were but two widgets: A(Adam) and E(Eve). With their standardized plumbing functioning smoothly, this configuration was passed down through the evolutionary process for millenniums. Possibly too effective,…
DURANGO, Colorado – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza reports that a very unfortunate incident during the NCAA's Sacajawea State – Rhode Island A&M game resulted in the game ending abruptly. Reporter Pia Confetti commented that at the start of…
CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Slippery Rock defeated Southern North Dakota in their neutral rivalry game, which is played every year in Cleveland’s Grover Cleveland Coliseum. Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba stated that the Pennsyl…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Football pundits are saying that the once mighty Ohio State Buckeyes, who refer to themselves as “THE” Ohio State are now just being referred to as simply Ohio State. The Buckeyes got beaten by the Oregon Ducks 3…
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Sports Satire) – The NCAA is investigating a softball coach who is alleged to have carried on an affair with the team’s star player. Coach Nancy Frillmeister, 37, who has been the girl’s softball coach at Paul Revere Uni…
BURNT CORN, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just confirmed that the sports mascot for Johnny Reb College has been arrested. SBIM's Dottie Bazooka, stated that Clydell Bruce “Bubba” Fipp, 25, was arrested at his Pr…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Reports emanating out of Columbus, state that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team may be banned for 3 years from competing in the NCAA football program. A team insider, who did not want her name revealed, told…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…
AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Fans of number one-ranked University of Alabama (8-0) are holding their collective breaths, as the Crimson Tide is being investigated for possible collegiate violations. Johnny Mariachi, director of the NCAA’s Rul…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that many non-Ohio State fans have been waiting for, for a long, long time, the NCAA powers-that-be have instructed all Ohio State players to stop referring to their college as “THE” Ohio State University.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The NCAA powers that be are considering cancelling the entire collegiate football season. The president is telling his advisers that Saturday college pigskin football is as traditionally American as him being a…
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