GALVESTON, Texas - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently stumbled upon an extraordinary high school cheerleader. Meet Paris Boochee, aka "The Rah Rah Girl". At only 17 years old, Paris can cheer on her team, The Nolan Ryan R…
A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, Anita Bonita, had a pom-pom malfunction, and three people in the front row were hospitalized. “I don’t know what happened – it was in my hand one minute, and hurting people the next. I thought pom-poms were our friends…
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - A former cheerleader for The Sacajawea State University Buffalo Hunters was severely injured on her 83rd birthday. Tandi Hoophaus, the senior executive director at The Older Than The Hills Senior Citzens Re…
SNOW BLIZZARD, Colorado - (Satire News) - Sporting Chance Magazine has just uncovered the real story behind the woman who has just been chosen America's Top Collegiate Cheerleader. Hercules Confetti with SCM, stated that Lizzy Pompatelli, 21, of D…
DURANGO, Colorado - (Sports Satire) - The cheerleader from Colorado's Sacajawea State University has been cleared of all charges. The Buffalo Hunter cheerleader Melissa Muckberger, had run onto the field during the Sac State - Rhode Island footbal…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - There is very secretive world that goes on behind the scenes of the National Football League. According to Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, who spent two years as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, she reve…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the hottest cheerleaders to ever cheer for an NFL team is still very upset that the team owner terminated her, after he learned that she is the girlfriend of one of Guatemala's most notorious drug hitmen.
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…
SECRET CITY, USA - (Sports Satire) - The NFL tired to keep this story under wraps but Hercules Confetti, a writer with The Turnstile Review, broke the story about a football cheerleader who has been dating a hitman with an infamous Guatemalan drug ca…
CORVALLIS, Oregon - (Sports Satire) - NCAA officials have been shocked to learn that 4 of the 12 Oregon State Beaver cheerleaders are not biological women. The discovery was made when one of the "Female" cheerleaders was accidentally caught peeing…
KANSAS CITY – (Sports Satire) – Reports coming out of Missouri are stating that the entire KC Chiefs cheerleading squad was tested for a flu-like ailment. Team Doctor Willard F. Sillowax, said that after conducting throat tests, ear tests, Rorscha…
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole, has just stated that the owner of Tijuana’s two bullrings has left them both to his favorite granddaughter. Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo was one of Tijuana’s richest busi…
MONTREAL, Canada – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has confirmed that the Montreal Junior College cheerleaders, known as the Beavers, will in fact appear as contestants on Canada’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” called “Canada’s Got Ta…
DURANGO, Colorado – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza reports that a very unfortunate incident during the NCAA's Sacajawea State – Rhode Island A&M game resulted in the game ending abruptly. Reporter Pia Confetti commented that at the start of…
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed that a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader is the NFLs first transgender rah-rah girl. Twenty-four-year-old Gayle Wanderlust, of Tallahassee, who has been cheering for the…
MONTREAL – (Sports Satire) – The local newspapers are reporting that the head cheerleader for the Montreal Jr. College Beavers hurt her pubic region when a very difficult cheerleading maneuver went horribly wrong. Joanie F. Mackinberger, 19, was t…
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