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Funny story: The NFL's First Transgender Cheerleader Comes Out

The NFL's First Transgender Cheerleader Comes Out

TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed that a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader is the NFLs first transgender rah-rah girl. Twenty-four-year-old Gayle Wanderlust, of Tallahassee, who has been cheering for the…

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Funny story: A Montreal College Cheerleader Injures Her Camel Toe During a Very Difficult Cheerleading Maneuver

A Montreal College Cheerleader Injures Her Camel Toe During a Very Difficult Cheerleading Maneuver

MONTREAL – (Sports Satire) – The local newspapers are reporting that the head cheerleader for the Montreal Jr. College Beavers hurt her pubic region when a very difficult cheerleading maneuver went horribly wrong. Joanie F. Mackinberger, 19, was t…

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Funny story: A Woman In Dallas Claims She Can Give Herself Multiple Orgasms Simply By Thinking About An Eggplant

A Woman In Dallas Claims She Can Give Herself Multiple Orgasms Simply By Thinking About An Eggplant

DALLAS – (Satire News) – Milly Dellapicker, 28, recently told her gynecologist that she has a unique ability to give herself multiple orgasms simply by thinking about an eggplant. Milly says she's still single, and has been giving herself dozens o…

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Funny story: The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…

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Funny story: BuzzFuzz Has Uncovered a Box Full of Nude Photos of Paula Deen

BuzzFuzz Has Uncovered a Box Full of Nude Photos of Paula Deen

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuffFuzz has just received a box full of naked pictures of Paula Deen, that were taken back when she was the head cheerleader at Johnny Reb College in Burnt Corn, Alabama. The photos which were sent to BuzzFuzz by UPS w…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the entire Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad is up in arms over a new tattoo policy that has just been implemented by Lakers management. Laker girl Tiffany Wrigley, 25, who i…

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Funny story: The Minnesota Vikings Will Give Each Player A COVID-19 Incentive Bonus

The Minnesota Vikings Will Give Each Player A COVID-19 Incentive Bonus

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Sports Satire) – The Minnesota Vikings owner, Zygmunt Wilf, no relation to porn star Lucretia Wilf, says he's really upset that his team has so many players that have come down with the Coronavirus. Wilf pointed out that…

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Funny story: The New York Jets Fire Their Entire Cheerleading Squad

The New York Jets Fire Their Entire Cheerleading Squad

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – New York sports fans, like Boston and Philadelphia sports fans, can be downright mean and nasty when it comes to their home teams. Several years ago, Philadelphia Phillies fans booed the Easter Bunny. And, just la…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

The Dallas Cowboys will kick off their season against the Rams on Monday night, but the big news is that the engine room of the team - the cheerleaders - have refused to wear face masks while performing their sideline routines. Cheerleading coach…

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Funny story: Nevada Cheerleader Sacked

Nevada Cheerleader Sacked

There was controversy all the way down the sidelines at the University of Nevada this week, when its football team - the Nevada Wolf Pack - took the extraordinary step of banishing one of its cheerleaders from the squad for failing to come up to its…

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Funny story: The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that things are really starting to heat up for Washington football team owner, Daniel "Woe Is Me" Snyder. SBG is reporting that 52 more ex-Washington cheerleaders have come f…

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Funny story: Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…

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Funny story: NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…

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Funny story: High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

Wayne, NE - A Blue Valley High School senior here courageously fought off two "robot ninjas" and has been awarded the coveted American Hero Award, all in his own head. What wasn't in his own head was his vow to watch over a beautiful cheerleader's gu...

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Funny story: Lessons Cancelled Due To Sports Day Cheering Practice

Lessons Cancelled Due To Sports Day Cheering Practice

Afternoon lessons at a school in the Thai capital of Bangkok were summarily cancelled ALL LAST WEEK, after they fell victim to the notoriously-loud activity of Cheering Practice, in preparation for the School Sports Day, which will take place on Mond...

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Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...

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