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Funny story: Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...

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Funny story: Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...

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Funny story: Washington Redskins to change team name

Washington Redskins to change team name

"I apologize for offending our native Americans. It was never the intention of the Washington football team to discredit or abuse these great people but in realizing that the inference exists I have decided to change the name of the Redskins"...

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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...

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Funny story: Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

BILLINGSGATE POST: A Federal judge in [blank] ruled today that the NFL franchise in our Nation's capital must remove the name that precedes [blank] because it could very well denigrate the African American players on this team who might be descendan...

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Funny story: Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, announced today that he has been forced by the NFL to give up his beloved team name or face losing his valuable Washington franchise. Fearing a lawsuit similar to the one...

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Funny story: ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the titular head of the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS, downplayed the horrific nature of beheading by comparing it to "waterboarding." Al-Baghdadi, who by the way, is not related to Baghdadi Bob or B...

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Funny story: NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names

NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names

With the Washington Redskins under a great deal of pressure to change their team name, the National Football League has decided to address the issue by requiring owners to update their clubs' names to reflect the current realities of their communitie...

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Funny story: Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...

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Funny story: DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Washington DC -- Under fire for long harboring a racially inappropriate team identity, this city's NFL franchise has changed its logo from the silhouette of a Native American warrior to the image of a potato. "This should make everybody happy," a...

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Funny story: Redskins Owner Agrees to New Name

Redskins Owner Agrees to New Name

The Washington Redskins will soon have a new name says Danny Snyder, the team's owner. "It's about time I realized that this was a racist name that demeans our Native American population." In an apology-laced announcement, made in front of a s...

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Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...

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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...

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Funny story: Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...

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Funny story: Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...

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Funny story: A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

CHEROKEE, North Carolina - There's a group of native-American's who are on the warpath in western North Carolina. The group led by Hunting Pony Tarburton recently stated to American Spotlight Magazine that they want the name of the Red Sea changed...

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Funny story: Daniel Snyder, It's Time for You to Get Out of the Game

Daniel Snyder, It's Time for You to Get Out of the Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Daniel Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, didn't need to fire Mike Shanahan on "Black Monday." Shanahan isn't the problem. He's a winning coach with two Super Bowl championships to prove it. No, Snyder needs to fire himself.

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