MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania has finally spilled the beans on her so-called sex act with Donaldo.
Mrs. Trump said that old Acorn Dick's routine foreplay consisted of him holding a hand-held mirror and telling her how damn handsome and buff he was.
Melly remarked that the twerp isn't handsome and at 343¼ pounds, he certainly isn't buff.
Bedroom Pillow Talk recently reported that Mrs. Trump told her BFF Meghan Markle that the sex act with Spanky (as Stormy Daniels nicknamed him) usually lasted anywhere from 45 seconds to 75 seconds.
Melania said that the last two or three times that they had sex, she actually read a copy of TV Guide during the entire 45 second boinking session.
