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Order in the Ballpark, Here Comes Da Judge!

Funny story: Order in the Ballpark, Here Comes Da Judge!

Not just any judge. We're talking Aaron Judge. 6' 7" New York Yankee extraordinaire, winner of the Home Run Derby at the 2017 All-Star Game festivities. His power is amazing, but just a little bit scary. Nervous fans have taken to wearing helmets...

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MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

Funny story: MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...

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Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Funny story: Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Baltimore Orioles resplendent slugger Chris Davis had a common habit of nonchalantly dropping the bat head downwards and kicking it softly on the toes of his feet between pitches during an at bat. Unfortunately on Friday night during a game against...

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Ace in the Rotation?

Tom Brady posted his baseball card on Facebook this week. You never knew Tom was the choice of the Montreal Expos in '95? You never knew Montreal had a team called Expos? You never knew Tom played ball in 1895? Join the club. And we don't mean th...

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Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Funny story: Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Ornery Toronto Blue Jays manager John Gibbons has always tried to stay ahead of the baseball curve by seeking out machinations to give him an advantage over his opponents. Today the manager announced the team has hired a Zamboni driver to work on th...

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New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...

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Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

Funny story: Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

A Dubuque, Iowa woman, named Chiseled Cream, came across a rare 1910 baseball card of Fuzzy Muzzy, who pitched for the St. Louis Louies. She found the card in an old unused toilet while cleaning out the basement in her 200 year old home. "Fuzzy M...

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Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Funny story: Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...

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Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

Funny story: Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

NY Mets player Daniel Murphy has astonished the sports world -- and himself -- with a history-making performance. Home runs in six consecutive post-season games! There's a secret to his success. Keep it under your hat, but SOMEONE has been throwin...

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Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

Funny story: Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

New York -- Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game. The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season.

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Dan Uggla Released From Giants; Refuses To Wear Adult Sized Jersey

SAN FRANSISCO, Ca: Reports are flooding from inside the San Francisco Giants' Clubhouse regarding the release of their dumpy mid-season pickup, Dan Uggla. Uggla can't seem to find a home after his recent flop in Atlanta, as they released him just a f...

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Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

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Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

Funny story: Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system. In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...

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As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...

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Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...

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The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

Funny story: The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

PHOENIX - Baseball fans in the Desert State are not too happy with their Arizona Diamondbacks at the present time as they have started off the 2014 season at 3-8. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti sat down in the D's clubhouse and had a...

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Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Funny story: Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...

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The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

Funny story: The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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