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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…

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Funny story: The Manager of the Cellar-Dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates Explains Why The Team is Doing So Damn Bad

The Manager of the Cellar-Dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates Explains Why The Team is Doing So Damn Bad

PITTSBURGH – (Baseball Satire) - There hasn't been much for the Pirate fans to cheer about so far this season, as their beloved team has the worst record of any Major League Baseball team. Manager Derek “The Shelster” Shelton was asked by a report…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros and The Oakland A’s Brawl Could End Up Getting Each Team Hit with a $1 Million Fine

The Houston Astros and The Oakland A’s Brawl Could End Up Getting Each Team Hit with a $1 Million Fine

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) - It appears that, lately, anytime that there is a bench-clearing incident, chances are the Astros are one of the two participating teams. One sports writer from Tijuana, Mexico, wrote that the Astros seem to draw controv…

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Funny story: Milwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball

Milwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - In an effort to try and get away a bit from the constant Coronavirus pandemic talk, the Sports Bet Gazette has just named baseball’s ugliest stadium. And the dubious award goes to Miller Park, home of the Milwauke…

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Funny story: Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…

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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…

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Funny story: BLM Sues MLB (Major League Baseball) For Reversing Letters

BLM Sues MLB (Major League Baseball) For Reversing Letters

BILLINGSGATE POST: This is right out of the classic skit done years ago by comedians Abbott and Costello. Who’s on first? Looking Glass War 101. By reversing the letters, BLM becomes MLB. Black Lives Matter becomes Major League Baseball. To th…

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Funny story: Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus

Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus

MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…

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Funny story: Baseball Has Banned Cardboard Cut-Out Fans

Baseball Has Banned Cardboard Cut-Out Fans

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) Major League Baseball has just issued a directive that will outlaw the current fad practice of cardboard cut-out fans in the stands. The fad reportedly either started with the Baltimore Orioles or the Chicago White Sox,…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Has Just Banned President Trump From Attending Any Baseball Games

Major League Baseball Has Just Banned President Trump From Attending Any Baseball Games

NEW YORK CITY – MLB’s Ruling Committee has just made it known, by a unanimous vote of 16-0, that they've agreed to not allow President Trump to set foot in any Major League baseball park. The committee stated that the reason is, that he is so egot…

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Funny story: The Atlanta Braves Fans Have Just Picked a New Name for Their Baseball Team

The Atlanta Braves Fans Have Just Picked a New Name for Their Baseball Team

ATLANTA – The Savannah Blaster-Register is reporting that the Atlanta Braves organization sent out over 23,000 survey cards to their season ticket holders. They asked what name they would like to see replace the Braves moniker. The organization…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Have Decided To Change Their Uniform Colors

The Houston Astros Have Decided To Change Their Uniform Colors

HOUSTON – The Astros organization recently told The Sports Mirror, they feel they've finally fallen back into the good graces with their fans, their non-fans, and the umpires union. An Astros spokesperson stated that the owner, John “Whooping” Cra…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesman for the New York Yankees has stated that they have listened to the complaints of their southern fans, but the name will remain as it has been for 107 years, since 1913. A group of southern Yankees fans submitted a petit…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Mandates That All Balls Must be Sprayed with Lysol Before Every Pitch

Major League Baseball Mandates That All Balls Must be Sprayed with Lysol Before Every Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for MLB has issued a new official directive. When the season starts, each and every baseball must be sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant before each and every pitch. MLB points out that failure to comply with this direct…

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Funny story: The Nation’s Leading Atheist Group Demands That The Los Angeles Angels Change Their Name

The Nation’s Leading Atheist Group Demands That The Los Angeles Angels Change Their Name

LOS ANGELES – The North American Atheist Alliance has texted the Los Angeles Angels baseball organization, and is insisting that they change the team name immediately, if not sooner. NAAA director Lucifer “Beelzebub” McConnell, stated that 9% of t…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

LAS VEGAS – The brain trust in Las Vegas has just stated that the odds-on-favorites to make it to this year’s World Series are the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankees chances greatly increased when they picked up super pitche…

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