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Funny story: Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The baseball world has been rocked at the revelation that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, is contemplating purchasing the New York Yankees. The King of Amazon told Sporting Chance magazine that, ever since he…

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Funny story: Drug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium

Drug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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Funny story: BLM Sues MLB (Major League Baseball) For Reversing Letters

BLM Sues MLB (Major League Baseball) For Reversing Letters

BILLINGSGATE POST: This is right out of the classic skit done years ago by comedians Abbott and Costello. Who’s on first? Looking Glass War 101. By reversing the letters, BLM becomes MLB. Black Lives Matter becomes Major League Baseball. To th…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesman for the New York Yankees has stated that they have listened to the complaints of their southern fans, but the name will remain as it has been for 107 years, since 1913. A group of southern Yankees fans submitted a petit…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

The New York Yankees and The Los Angeles Dodgers are Picked To Go To This Year’s World Series

LAS VEGAS – The brain trust in Las Vegas has just stated that the odds-on-favorites to make it to this year’s World Series are the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankees chances greatly increased when they picked up super pitche…

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Funny story: Order in the Ballpark, Here Comes Da Judge!

Order in the Ballpark, Here Comes Da Judge!

Not just any judge. We're talking Aaron Judge. 6' 7" New York Yankee extraordinaire, winner of the Home Run Derby at the 2017 All-Star Game festivities. His power is amazing, but just a little bit scary. Nervous fans have taken to wearing helmets...

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Funny story: Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...

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Funny story: New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...

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Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...

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Funny story: Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...

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Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...

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Funny story: Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...

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Funny story: Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...

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Funny story: Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...

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Funny story: Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball. The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...

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