Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…
In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees, aka The Bronx Bombers are totally dominating the American League East, as well as all of baseball. They currently have the best record in all of MLB baseball with a won-loss record of 62-28.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees are the only team in Major League Baseball that wear the very distinctive pinstriped uniforms. The uniforms were first introduced in 1912, when the wife of one of their most popular New York Y…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The baseball world has been rocked at the revelation that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, is contemplating purchasing the New York Yankees. The King of Amazon told Sporting Chance magazine that, ever since he…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…
BILLINGSGATE POST: This is right out of the classic skit done years ago by comedians Abbott and Costello. Who’s on first? Looking Glass War 101. By reversing the letters, BLM becomes MLB. Black Lives Matter becomes Major League Baseball. To th…
NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesman for the New York Yankees has stated that they have listened to the complaints of their southern fans, but the name will remain as it has been for 107 years, since 1913. A group of southern Yankees fans submitted a petit…
LAS VEGAS – The brain trust in Las Vegas has just stated that the odds-on-favorites to make it to this year’s World Series are the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankees chances greatly increased when they picked up super pitche…
Not just any judge. We're talking Aaron Judge. 6' 7" New York Yankee extraordinaire, winner of the Home Run Derby at the 2017 All-Star Game festivities. His power is amazing, but just a little bit scary. Nervous fans have taken to wearing helmets...
Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...
NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...
The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...
Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
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