NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby.
Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the gelding from a former associate/boyfriend/lover, whose name she did not want to reveal.
Fergie paid $42,703.29 for "Nudey" as she affectionately calls her prized gelding.
Miss Ferguson has chosen former lover, Alejandro Jose Antonio Bobby Burrito, to ride "Nude Duchess" in the 148th Running of The Roses.
Burrito, who only stands 4-foot-10, is from Tijuana, Mexico and who speaks semi-broken English commented about his ex-enamorata, "Sarita chee ease dee mostest bewtefullest muchacha dat I has eber, eber seen, eben more bewtefull dan Eva Longoria, Sofia Vergara, or Eleesabeet Hurley."
SIDENOTE: Fergie told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti that Bobby Burrito has the biggest chorizo (dick) that she has ever seen, and she added with a huge grin, that she has literally seen hundreds.