The Nation's Only Transgender Thoroughbred Race Horse Wins Again

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 4 April 2022

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Bob Baffert purchased "Princess Conundrum" for an amazing $15.

DENVER - (Sports Satire) - Bob Baffert's latest thoroughbred is now 2-0, after winning the coveted Rocky Mountain Ultra High Derby in Denver by 17¼ lengths.

The amazing horse is the only transgender race horse in existence. Baffert, who is the world's greatest trainer purchased "Princess Conundrum" for an astounding $15!

And now "PrinCo" as Bobby calls his tranny horse, is the most famous horse in the entire thoroughbred racing world.

Baffert says that "Princess Conundrum" has over 4 million Facebook followers from California to Cambodia and from Peru to Pisagovia.

"PrinCo" has been featured on the front cover of Sports Illustrated, The Turnstile Review, Gelding Monthly, and most recently People Magazine (Zimbabwe).

The totally white-haired Baffert, noted that a multi-billionaire from Spain named Jose Del Los Caballos offered to buy "PrinCo" for $17 million.

Baff smiled, took a sip of his Johnny Walker Red, and replied, "No way, Jose!"

SIDENOTE: Baffert's book titled "My Horsing Around Has Made Me A Millionaire" is now the best selling sports book in the nation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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