NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has just been signed to appear in Playguy Magazine.
According to Playguy publisher, Brandon D. Hullyboro, 57, Sarah Ferguson is one of the best looking 62-year-old women he has seen in a long time; and he estimates that he has seen close to 9,000 just in the past 11 months.
Hullyboro noted that having seen Fergie's legs, thighs, tits, ass, belly button, and her beaver, he is amazed at how flawless her body actually is.
The Playguy publisher noted that his wife, Shelia Hullyboro is 52, and her body parts are nowhere near as erotically sexy as the Brit babe's afore mentioned body parts.
Hullyboro pointed out that even Fergie's toes are sensuously erotic as John Bryan, aka Fergie's toe kisser, can attest to.
Fergie says that she owes her fabulously fantastic figure to her diet of papaya juice, seedless grapes, fortune cookies, and diet water.
