Harry McGuire admits to 'occasional bouts of nudity'

Funny story written by Danny Soz

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

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McGuire pictured naked underneath his football kit last week

England and Manchester United defender, Harry McGuire, last night told a newspaper that he has been completely naked on a number of occasions and has even been involved in sordid bouts of nudity with fellow players and current England boss, Gareth Southgate.

Speaking to The Manchester Guardian, McGuire reveals: 'It's not something I'm proud of, to be honest.

'The nudity normally happens after matches when I get in the tub with the other lads.

'In my defence, some of them are in the nude also.

'I have been receiving counselling for this one and have begun the road to recovery by wearing my underpants in the shower'

In other related news, ex-England striker, Gary Lineker, has told a BBC reporter that he once posed for a series of saucy nude photographs on a fluffy white rug at his parents' home, aged just two months.

The Match Of The Day frontman then broke down as he went on to reveal that the lurid snaps were taken by his own mother while his father watched.

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