The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

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Wednesday, 9 February 2022

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These five Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are all definitely a "10!"

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

The complaint refers to the new policy that Jones has implemented which states that effective immediately, any and all women who want to try out for the Cowboys cheerleaders organization must meet certain very strict standards.

According to The Sports Bet Gazette these requirements state that the cheerleader wannabes must be between 5-foot-7-inches to 5-foot-11-inches tall and must weigh between 100 and 119 pounds.

The new policy also states that all females who try out must be a 10, on the 1 to 10 looks scale.

SIDENOTE: Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba personally spoke with Jones, and he said that the reason why Jones is implementing this amazingly sexist policy is because he wants his Cowboy cheerleaders to be the finest, the most beautiful, and the sexiest cheerleaders not only in the NFL (which they already are) but in the entire world of sports.

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