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Funny story: Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...

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Funny story: Manchester United and Liverpool To Play At Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas

Manchester United and Liverpool To Play At Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas

MANCHESTER – Plans have just about been finalized for the English football team, the Manchester United Red Devils, to play the Liverpool Reds this summer at Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys owner billionaire Jerry Jones,77, said that he i...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Surrenders Jerry Jones' Boots To Dak Prescott

Tony Romo Surrenders Jerry Jones' Boots To Dak Prescott

It seems like only a few months ago that the world believed the fate of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboys would fall squarely on the often-separated shoulders of Tony Romo. Jerry Jones treated Tony Romo like the son he never had. He's been singing Romo's p...

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Funny story: NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...

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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...

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Funny story: Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

IRVING, Texas - Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jerry Jones, owner and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, is considering whether to publicly declare his incompetence. Jones would become the first openly incompetent GM in the league's histo...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...

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