Black Friday Is On A Friday Again

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 6 November 2019

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Shoppers waiting to become either injured, angry or disappointed

Black Friday, the one day in the calendar year that can be relied upon to send all obsessive shoppers into a frenzy, can also be counted on in another way - it's always on a Friday!

Held on the very next day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday can always be depended on to fall on that particular day of the week, because the aforementioned Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday.

This year, Black Friday is set to be on November 29, and, by the shrewd process of counting backwards in 'ones', it can be quickly calculated that Thanksgiving will take place on November 28.

Security procedures are ready to be put in place at many of the bigger department stores, after last year's near-catastrophe when some shoppers are thought to have escaped from stores without buying anything.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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