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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Earlier reports that former Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was seen getting off a train at Piccadilly Station in Manchester, and heading for Old Trafford in connection with the Manchester United manager's job, may have been premature,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Manchester City boss, Pep Guardiola, has finally 'seen the light', and has admitted that he should have signed central defender Harry Maguire in the summer. Maguire, 26, eventually signed for City's rivals, Manchester United, in an £80million deal...

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Funny story: Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

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Funny story: Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...

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Funny story: Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Football: it's a rough-and-tumble business these days, with only those teams who are financially stable being able to 'stay the distance', whilst others fall by the wayside. Manchester City have had a certain amount of success in recent years, but, a...

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Funny story: Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

There'll be a lot at stake when the two teams take the field in Sunday's Premier League encounter between Manchester City and Manchester United at the City of Manchester Stadium, not least the three points the victors will attain at the end of the co...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt Continues, Sir Philip Green, Chelsea, Xavi, Guardiola

Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt Continues, Sir Philip Green, Chelsea, Xavi, Guardiola

Jose Mourinho has been warned by Manchester United's owners that his outbursts are damaging the club's worldwide reputation. They want to return to the calm, reasonable, expletive-free days of Sir Alex Ferguson. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich who...

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Funny story: The Problem With Pep

The Problem With Pep

After even more holes were shot into St Pep's wings by the incomparable lad Jamie Vardy (who celebrated his hat trick with two kebabs and a packet of Marlborough) we caught up with the Manchester City Maestro to find out what was going wrong. When...

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Funny story: Peps Pep Talk

Peps Pep Talk

Revolutionary visionary football guru Pep Guardiola has already placed his delicate mark of excellence over the Premier League. He has told professional athletes that "pizza" is banned. We believe this is to stop Gael Clichy ordering Dominos while he...

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Funny story: Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season. Pizza. Yes, you can assume that City will not be announcing Pizza Express as their official Pizza Partner...

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